Jonny Pecker and the Beaver Bustin’ Pickle Weasels is what would happen if Motorhead mugged Metallica in a back alley, then shared a fifth of fire water awesomesauce with Poison.

After beating up the members of Limp Bizkit for trying to consider themselves nu-metal, they share stages with acts such as:  Crowbar, Fuel, (hed) p.e., Fair to Midland, Dead Letter Circus, Lionize, The Supersuckers, D.R.I., Hell Within, Forever in Terror, Boondox, Axe Murder Boyz, and Letter to the Exiles (this part is true, they really have played with all these bands).

With songs titled: ‘Sex Stallion’, ‘Drink Til She’s Pretty’, ‘So Damn Gorgeous’, and ‘Drive-by Mustache’, there is no doubt you are in for an East Texas southern metal fiesta. Just don’t forget to add the two parts awesome.

Second Hand Lobster is now available and Sex Stallion is available September 4th.

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